Holy Crap.

"PS9" (PS9) 08/07/2013 at 01:11 • Filed to: WTF MAN

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Really, Florida? !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Wow.

Decay buys too many beaters > PS9 08/07/2013 at 01:18

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Wow, just... wow

At least this upcoming generation seems like it will take some heat off of "millennials" like me.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > PS9 08/07/2013 at 01:28

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Well the urge to kill if pretty overwhelming when you meet Floridians, you have to admit.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > PS9 08/07/2013 at 01:31

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eh, it sounds like fun. Makes a change from wrapping the kids up in cotton wool.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/07/2013 at 01:41

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Yep, I live here and I'm not from here. I have no clue why anybody on earth would want to voluntarily live in this place.

TheRallyStache > PS9 08/07/2013 at 02:06

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Let em do it. The world needs less stupid people.

The Stampi > PS9 08/07/2013 at 02:11

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I checked the URL 3 times to make sure it wasn't an Onion article. I remain suspicious.

PS9 > The Stampi 08/07/2013 at 02:19

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I live in the state. The Bay Times is a legit newspaper, which unfortunately means the story is as well. :(

Nerd-Vol > PS9 08/07/2013 at 02:25

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What's the problem here? Seems like good fun, and it is encouraging youngsters to exercise.

The Stampi > PS9 08/07/2013 at 02:32

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yeesh. You be careful out there. Joking about being able to take on a horde of children in a fight is one thing, but when they do rise up things could get dicey.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > PS9 08/07/2013 at 03:12

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Imagine if Spain never gave us Florida and they still have it now. Don't know what's in worse state, Spain or Florida.

Brian Tschiegg > PS9 08/07/2013 at 07:53

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Yeah The Tribune is actually a pretty good newspaper. I really think this is a good idea though; it'll teach those kids how to survive Florida.

Montalvo > PS9 08/07/2013 at 08:06

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They just seem like normal kids to me. If you think back I know at some point you played a war game with some friends. However, I think we should cover all bases and cutoff florida just to be sure. Its always a mess...

ncasolowork2 > Nerd-Vol 08/07/2013 at 08:30

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Perhaps the author of the article spun the story in such a way to make it seem worse than it was, but the idea that they were going to enact the hunger games and came in talking about killing is a bit unsettling. "I'm going to get you" is a whole lot different than I'm going to kill you or I want to die by arrow. Imagination is great, but I don't ever remember playing in a way that was that graphic.